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Jason Lawrence

Shadowy Government Job We Don't Talk About
Xochimilco, Distrito Federal, Mexico
Great people don't become great by imitating the great. Great people get that way by finding something they love, and then doing it so well that they smash the hell out of it. A person with one watch will always know what time it is. A person with 2 watches will never be quite sure... -I don't travel enough. On the flip-side, we travel too far in-depth. We don't just visit a place and snap a few pix, we analyze it, move in, and visit all the surrounding neighbors. -My astrological sign says that I live for revenge. It's funny, but I'm kind of proud of that. I don't expect anyone else but another Scorpio to understand, but they will. Trust me. -Among all the names I've been called, I treasure "Satan" the most. -Travel tip: When visiting an area with massive hotel capacity (i.e. Vegas), you can occasionally stay for free by walking in like you own the place, crashing on the inevitable couch/sofa you'll find at the end of the upper-floor hallways, and if/when discovered, claiming that your sig/other threw you out and that you weren't there long enough to remember the room number now anyway. Plus, it's rented under her cousin's name, which you don't recall either... *DISCLAIMER*: Jason Lawrence Incorporated (NYSE: JLI) accepts no responsibility if you happen to pee yourself reading and/or laughing at any of my stuff (photo captions included).